A Self-Destruct Guide to Being Unforgettably Funny

You’re holding this book. Which means you’ve already made one excellent decision in your life. Possibly the first. Don’t worry — I won’t judge. I once ate a burrito while watching a documentary about salmon and cried for an hour because I thought the fish were “lost.” We all have our moments. The point is: you want to be funny. No. Wait. That’s not right. You want to be unforgettably funny. The kind of funny that makes people laugh so hard they snort Diet Coke through their nose and ruin a brand